Colin is my kid. He's nearly seven now. He says some pretty funny shit.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Shock the Doc
Took Colin to the doctor today. "Which ear hurts, Colin?" she asked. He pointed to his left. "And I have a skeleton in my body and a blue heart and a baby in my tummy. But it doesn't look like a fish!"
Yes, but does he have an alligator in his head/stomach/left big toe? Our pediatrician isn't sure what the cure for alligators is, but I'm betting it involves chocolate...
Yes, but does he have an alligator in his head/stomach/left big toe?
ReplyDeleteOur pediatrician isn't sure what the cure for alligators is, but I'm betting it involves chocolate...