Sunday, June 20, 2010

He reserves the right to change from cartoon character to super-hero without notifying the public at large.

"Mom, Spiderman does NOT wear 'Transformin's' shoes. He only wears Spiderman's shoes. I am Spiderman, Mom."

Time to go shoe shopping.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Genetic Evidence That He's My Son

"Do you want a snack, Colin? I have popcorn, cheese and an apple."

"I want chocolate."

"I have no chocolate."

"Then you're not my friend!"

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Weird Conversation, 4am

"Mom! Mom! Mom! I want to be a boy mermaid!"

"Uh...okay. Go back to sleep, babe."

"No, mom! I want to be a boy mermaid right now!"

"Oh. I think you were having a dream, honey."

"No, I wasn't! I just want to be a boy mermaid!"

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Kinda Works That Way, Doesn't it?

"Mom, I like you a lot. But sometimes when I'm mad, I only like myself."

Friday, June 4, 2010

Still Traveling

"Colin, look, you got a passport!"

"Oh good, I got a new one."

"Well, this is your first passport."

"No it's not!"

"It's not?"

"No, I had one when I died!"

"Oh. Okay. Well, this is your new passport then."


Tuesday, June 1, 2010