Twinkle Twinkle

In the car tonight:

"Woah, Mom! Look! That star is following us!"

Colin Gets his Groove On

When he saw the video he said, "I was a really good dancer!"

The Pied Piper of Owies

"Mom, does your owie hurts?"

"Yes, it does."

"How 'bout I play music for your owie so it doesn't hurts and it gets better right now?"

Huh?

"Ba ba ba ba."

"What?"

"Mom, I'm a baby. I said 'Ba ba ba ba!"

"What does that mean?"

"BA BA BA BA!"

"Kid, you're driving me crazy. I can't understand you."

"BA. BA. BA. BA!!!"

"Ok. Please talk to me later when you're not a baby."

"I was saying 'I love you, mom.' Oh my God-uh."

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons:

"Those guys are funny, Colin!"

"No they're not! They're just so cute and nice!"

My Son's Idea of Fine Dining...

"Mom are you going out?"
"Yes."
"With your friend?"
"Yes."
"Are you gonna hang out?"
"Yep!"
"Outside?"
"No, babe, we're going in her car and we're going to go to a restaurant."
"Oh! You're going to Bobs!"
(As in Bob's Big Boy)

The Black Hat

"Daddy, I'm a good guy, right?"

"Yep."

"And you're a good guy, right?"

"Yep."

"Okay. I'm gonna shoot Mom."

So We Can Go To The Beach, Already.

"Mom, you see that clock?"

"Yeah."

"That says it's summer time. Okay?"

Them Lazy Flowers

Kid was in the back yard blowing an obnoxiously loud whistle. I heard him singing, so opened the window to hear, "Wake up, wake up, wake up the flowers! Toot Toot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up, wake up, wake up the grass, Toot Toot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

More Than One Way to Get a Sibling

"Mom, I'm gonna buy a baby for you."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. It's gon' be awesim."

Shorts vs. Talls

"This is just for kids, mom. It's not for talls."

I Must be Looking Thinner

"Mom, you can share my wittle underwear if you want to."

The Silver Bullet

In the minivan this morning, "Mom this is a race car, right? It says 'ka-chow' like Lightening McQueen!"

I Approve This Logic

"Daddy, can I eat this chocolate now?" "You'd better ask Mom." "No, it's mine, I better ask me!"

An Astute Observation

"Mom, legs don't have training wheels."

Kid Physics

"Mom, are you tall?"

"Yep."

"Is Auntie Sharen tall?"

"Yep. She's taller than me."

"Is she taller than you upside down on a roller coaster?"

"Uh...I think upside down on a roller coaster we'd be the same."

"Oh. Okay."