The washing machine is my hero, too.

"Mom! Let's play Captain-in-America versus Evil Jaguar Face Head!"

"Okay. I want to be the bad guy."

"Yeah! You are! And da winner is....Captain-in-America!!! Now Let's play Evil Gorilla versus Washing Machine! I'm the washing machine. You try to take all my clothes!"

"Okay."

"And da winner is...Washing Machine!"