If you wanna be smart...

Playing school:
"Okay now I'm da teacher. If you wanna be smart just relax your brain, take it out of your head and frow it on da ground."

Huh? Wha?

"Mom, did you know dat I hate sleeping in my room?"
"No! I didn't."
"Do you wanna know why?"
"Yes."
"Because when I wake up, I'm like...'huh? wha?! I live by myself an' I'm just a kid?!"

Claire de Lune at bedtime...

"Mom, I can understand dat music."
"You can? What do you understand ?"
"Just... well... one part was like about wishing on stars. It's like I can remember it."

Claire de Lune